A game where you buy the 2 gallon gas can from Wawa, and each participant picks out 3 items to put in the can. All items must be under these categories: milk, pastry, chocolate, and fruit. Whoever drinks the most wins.
by Phhhhhart April 13, 2025
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<.7.9.7.6.>Action-Comedy Synopsis: "'Why Send And Receive Sexual Intercourse WHen YOu Can SMack BAcks For THe Rest Of THe W's ANd H's.'"<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 02, 2025
A huge aluminium tube that hurtles through the sky at ridiculous speeds, with folks inside it.
People willingly strap themselves in, then pretend they're not bothered that they're ten kilometres above the ground and it's -60 degrees Celsius outside.
Actually they'll complain about the food or the temperature being a couple of degrees too warm or cold, when actually it's fucking miraculous that we can sit in ignorance of what's really happening around us, stuffing our face and moaning about it all.
I think I just plagiarised Louis CK but the point is it's a commercial airliner.
People willingly strap themselves in, then pretend they're not bothered that they're ten kilometres above the ground and it's -60 degrees Celsius outside.
Actually they'll complain about the food or the temperature being a couple of degrees too warm or cold, when actually it's fucking miraculous that we can sit in ignorance of what's really happening around us, stuffing our face and moaning about it all.
I think I just plagiarised Louis CK but the point is it's a commercial airliner.
I feel like absolute garbage, I've been stuck in a sky can for 14 hours with 300 other smelly folks.
by ahpeeyem March 31, 2021
Dude 1: Hey you wanna see something ?
Dude 2: Yeah show me.
Dude 1: Here.
Dude 2: Woah that's a mofo soda-can dick! i never knew.
Dude 2: Yeah show me.
Dude 1: Here.
Dude 2: Woah that's a mofo soda-can dick! i never knew.
by frozenwintershit May 26, 2018
by Imthehamman September 20, 2023
A person who uses a trash can to cook or rather steam things.
My recipe:
1. Pour 3-4 buckets of hot water inside.
2. Place food inside plastic bag, air tight as possible. This can be many different things like carrots and stuff.
3. Wrap that plastic bag with aluminum foil.
4. Throw inside garbage can. Wait 2-3 hours.
5. Steamed vegetables. Yum.
My recipe:
1. Pour 3-4 buckets of hot water inside.
2. Place food inside plastic bag, air tight as possible. This can be many different things like carrots and stuff.
3. Wrap that plastic bag with aluminum foil.
4. Throw inside garbage can. Wait 2-3 hours.
5. Steamed vegetables. Yum.
Tom: Hey! Did you see the trash can chef over there?
Mark: Yeah. I wonder what he's cooking.
Tom: He's probably cooking a rat or two.
Mark: Yeah. I wonder what he's cooking.
Tom: He's probably cooking a rat or two.
by LordoftheNinthCloud September 06, 2015
If u call 1-800-LUDWIG he will make sure u can get u a little sister. Hes Organization is free just make sure ur mother is in the house and cover ur ear its going to be wild after that he will abonden u due child support evasion and wait 9 months and viola :)) bonus in this service is ur mother will get stds
ah man sucks to be u that u dont have a sister. Oh wait U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND.
by Ludwig_Doom August 04, 2021