African Jew Bear

1) A person whom resides in the Kalahari Desert of Northern Africa who subsides by feasting upon the descendants of Abraham, also known as the Jews. He then will collect their change purses and fashion ceremonial necklaces out of them. He then proceeds to sell the necklaces to white christian children in Ghana.

What happened to Isaac?

He was mauled by a African Jew Bear while on that safari he had been talking about...

Not another!

by dyb24 January 07, 2011

Rawr Bear Penis

Is a lifestyle movement created by memebers of the Florida heavy metal band Pre-emptive Strike. It's associated with the having of fun doing absolutly anything. Also, it's generally associated with raukus behavior, crude jokes, drinking, complete randomness, not caring what others think and generally having fun with everything and everyone. People involved in this movement will received nicknames based upon a funny incident in which they are assigned a random name. People may also recieve alter ego which they can spend the day under. It is said that the movement creates positive feelings and inner peace through having fun.

S.U.T.S: "Do you have your puppets?"
Pony: "of course, that's excactly what this bar needs, is a puppet show"
S.U.T.S "if you think it would work"
Pony: "Rawr bear penis"
S.U.T.S: "waist hugs?"

by Jean-Pierre Cunnilingus January 15, 2010

Cinnamon Gummy Bear

When you punch a toothless elderly woman in the face and then make her give you fellatio.

Dean got a cinnamon gummy bear and a purse all at one time.

by Toddsicle August 07, 2009

rough as 28 bears

Term used to describe a particularly unattractive female whilst scouting the talent down your local.

"How 'bout that girl over there?"

"Are you taking the piss?!?! She's as rough as 28 bears!"

by Mr Bruv August 07, 2006

Polar Bear Brother

A person, usually a guy, who has had sex with one or more females that you have also had sex with.

John had sex with Linda, who I've also had sex with. John and I are now Polar Bear Brothers.

by cd44 March 23, 2013

Backwards Brown Bear

sexual act when 2 partners join assholes and one partner takes a shit into the other partners asshole then that partner shits it back into the other's asshole. Sharing the same shit multiple times.

Harry - Did you hear what Kenzie and Tessa did last night?

Dick - No, what did they do?

Harry - The did the Backwards Brown Bear last night while watching Brazilian fart porn.

Dick - That"s fucking haggard.

by happy panda 92 August 21, 2011

Bear of bad news

An Bear of bad news is an large hairy homosexual who has unprotected sex then afterwards informs his victims that he has full blown AIDS.

Hey Lance why are you so upset?
Lance: that guy I took home last night was an bear of bad news.

by Royal rampager October 14, 2018