Ryan

Ryan is a giraffe, with a very long useless neck.

Hey is that a ryan?

by Giraffe hater December 5, 2021

Ryan Bidwell

A man with a large cock

I went on a date with Ryan Bidwell the other day, such a huge cock hidden in those jeans

by Hana loois February 7, 2021

Ryan

Ryan is just an annoying person that always bugs u even when u say stop.

I truly DO NOT recommend u too name ur child Ryan. JK hes even more annoying... BYEEEE

Just kidding AGAIN, ryan is only nice .2% of the time, other than that hes either on TikTok or watching fortnight

Stop annoying me Alex, or should I say "Ryan"
:))

by Ryan>>>> September 3, 2020

Ryan

Ryan is an amazing guy. He is a heart stealer and you will fall in love with him from the moment your eyes hit him. He is the most attractive man and the guy every girl and guy wants. When he finds a girl or guy, he will treat them like a queen or king and never let them go.

Person1: OMG i think it's Ryan over there
Person2: Who is Ryan? *looks over at Ryan* Omg i think i just fell in love with him
Person1: I know right? Everyone falls for him instantly.

by TronWolf November 20, 2022

Ryan

Noun. A word used to describe a person who only lives with one viewpoint and ignores all counter arguments. This one viewpoint is usually a traditional view of only straight relationships being normal and not understanding why people adopt. They also don't understand how certain pathogens are spread.

Person 1: 'Bro why do some boys like other boys and want to adopt thats weird bro what if they catch aids bro'
Person 2: 'Stop being such a Ryan dumbass.'

by ScrotumMaster84 August 16, 2025

Ryan

Coolest guy ever, has a great respect for women, nice, cute, friendly and very very LOVING.

Ryan is

by Doge000101 July 11, 2018

Ryan

The finest and most handsome beings and all the females find him very attractive if you see a Ryan you should curl up in a ball because you should automatically know that you will never be as good as a Ryan

Female: oh look at how hot that Ryan is

Female 2: ugh Tommy is nothing compared to Ryan.
Other inferior males: * curls up in ball and starts crying like a baby* why are we so ugly * cries even more*

by Iamonefinespecimen March 10, 2020