top shelf taco

The epitome of sophistication and pleasure – the ultimate, superior and top shelf class of vaginas. Best indulged while sipping French champagne.
I am really curious, I think she might have a top shelf taco. I will buy her a champagne and find out.
by pertassels December 15, 2023
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Top Stonch

Dublin (Ireland) slang, equivelant to a British chav.
by top stonch bloke May 18, 2010
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Transylvania Top

A blowjob from a vampire (or gothic person)
1 - And no mere mortal can resist the pleasure of the Transylvania Top.

2 - Robert: I was given a Transylvania Top last night.
Chad: Who gave you that?
Robert: Some goth girl i met last night. she could have been a vampire, but i don't know..
by The Unintelligent Librarian November 27, 2019
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Military grade tank top

Another word for a binder usually used among those with moobs. Usually used if they want to talk about their binder in a place where they don't want to reveal that they have a large chest.

(Can also be used by transgender men)
Person one: Bro, I finally got my moobs in check!
Person two: Yeah, man, these military grade tank tops work great.
by Dean_Edolas_42 March 03, 2022
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TOP HAT

When a person doesn't believe you and calls cap on your shit (say's you are lying) but you are not capping.
E: I got her number dawg.
A: Cap! no hoes.
E: Top Hat! Whatchu mean? *shows actual number*
by YodaSwatzeneger January 17, 2023
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Top Hat

A top hat is something that only an idiot wears. If they wear a top hat every day they are stupid, have a small dick. They have no friends and they are so annoying.
"This dumb person is wearing a Top Hat"
by ddkhfkhcidshjakds February 27, 2023
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Gimme Top

That so wet
Hi JImmy

Sup

Gimme Top
by Gimme Top January 29, 2022
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