green egg

an inconvenience

my mother is always a green egg

by dysphorileaf April 10, 2023

Hard boiled egg

A real solid piece of evidence

That won’t stand in court you don’t have a hard boiled egg

by Lewisg June 22, 2025

egg racist

An upper middle class white family member that refuses to eat brown eggs. Possibly an actual racist, this person often identifies as a republican but would never admit that out loud.

Daughter: "Hey mom my chickens are finally laying eggs they are brown"

Mother: " Ew we only eat Brown Eggs"

Daughter: "Mom! You are so egg racist"

by Kelly Belly September 8, 2017

Tiny egg roll

Super small penis, usually owned by someone of Asian heritage

"Did you have sex with Sonny?" "Hellll no! He's got a tiny egg roll!"

by Pickle Smash May 27, 2013

Egg Fart

The type of fart you get after eating eggs and other types of food, often recognized by it's unique and disgusting smell.

Yesterday I was eating a crepe when I ripped an extremely disgusting egg fart.

by LordIThankYouForSunshine April 25, 2025

busted an egg

to have sex with another person

Jill and Ben so busted an egg last night.

by TonySky October 7, 2007

spicy egg scramble

To fuck a woman with a large, hot pepper until she cums, causing her vagina to be covered in the oils and feel like its on fire.

Joe: Wow, Laura sure is walking fucked up today...
John: Yeah, I gave her a spicy egg scramble last night, and her pussy is still burning.

by vertigh0st September 12, 2021