used the same as 'don't piss me off' or 'you're doing too much', origins are a viral tiktok video where a girl gets pushed down a slide.
by Nathan Ruiz April 17, 2024
Get the don't get snatched mug.Don't get too worked up over this inconsequential thing. It's similar to "don't get your panties in a bunch, but much more relevant today"
Did the Uber cancel on you? Don't get your charging cables all wound up, we'll just order another cab.
by Curious Curls April 22, 2024
Get the Don't get your charging cables all wound up mug.A humorous expression used to ask someone not to invade one's personal space or pry into what they are currently viewing or reading, especially in public settings. Originating from an encounter where an individual defensively closed his newspaper on a train when others commented on its contents, the phrase playfully asserts one's desire for privacy without direct confrontation.
by 2Bobs April 23, 2024
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Another way of saying "don't be obvious" when you're doing something that you don't want someone to know about.
*Friend 1 leaves his cookies lying around*
Friend 2 to Friend 3: Imma steal some
*Leaves pack in a different position*
Friend 3: Bro don't make it bait
Friend 2: My bad
*Moves it back to make it not bait*
Friend 2 to Friend 3: Imma steal some
*Leaves pack in a different position*
Friend 3: Bro don't make it bait
Friend 2: My bad
*Moves it back to make it not bait*
by fakesmall April 27, 2024
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Get the don't neck me mug.Neither do I!
A doofus "But I don't threaten kids though!"
Hym "I've never threatened any kids! I've told people exactly what would happen if I had to live like this and I've told them exactly what I would or would not do and exactly why I would do it. In explicit terms. The child death LITERALLY couldn't be any more avoidable for you! I've basically written an instruction manual on how to get me to NOT murder the kids and YOU DID THE OPPOSITE! If it isn't me validating your status hierarchy or your moral presuppositions... YOU DON'T WANT IT! You don't give a shit whether or not I walk outside my door and neck stab the little kids that always play basketball outside my apartment! That's all 'society' cares about. Not ME. There is no duty to me you're fulfilling. It's just getting your overlords to stamp my ticket into heaven or being the abstract phantom so I don't get in the way of the solipsists (which are just those same overlords)."
Hym "I've never threatened any kids! I've told people exactly what would happen if I had to live like this and I've told them exactly what I would or would not do and exactly why I would do it. In explicit terms. The child death LITERALLY couldn't be any more avoidable for you! I've basically written an instruction manual on how to get me to NOT murder the kids and YOU DID THE OPPOSITE! If it isn't me validating your status hierarchy or your moral presuppositions... YOU DON'T WANT IT! You don't give a shit whether or not I walk outside my door and neck stab the little kids that always play basketball outside my apartment! That's all 'society' cares about. Not ME. There is no duty to me you're fulfilling. It's just getting your overlords to stamp my ticket into heaven or being the abstract phantom so I don't get in the way of the solipsists (which are just those same overlords)."
by Hym Iam May 2, 2024
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