One in the ass is worth two in the puss

An old adage meaning it is better to have sex with one ass, rather than with two vaginas.

Bob: I think Becky might let me go Greek on her this Friday, but I was supposed to have a three way with these Guatemalans the same night.

Joe: Times like these my grandpappy used to tell me “One in the ass is worth two in the puss”.

by Yu Sho Me Dong September 18, 2023

Two-Hundred Quid Shy-Pod

(n)An MP3 player that, while competent, is not nearly as prestigious as the white-earphoned variety made by Apple.

"ere, check out his two-hundred quid shy-pod, the cheap bastard."

"It's a two hundred quid shy-pod; It aint flashy, but it does the job."

by Angus June 13, 2005

Two Cheese “Thank You Please”

When you eat a full bag of Doritos and finger a girl’s butthole.

“Dude, I just tried the Two Cheese “Thank You Please”!

by Zach3850 October 16, 2019

two left hand boxing gloves

When a Vagina is severly swolen after a night of sex. The Vagina resembles two left handed boxing gloves

Last night, I beat her pussy up and left it looking like two left hand boxing gloves.

by MustangDriver October 25, 2010

getting two birds stoned at once

Rickyism for "killing two birds with one stone".

"It's like getting two birds stoned at once."

by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

two cans short of a six pack

adj. stupid or crazy; not "all there."

oh man, look at this two cans short of a six pack

by Mohamed youssif September 5, 2008

I don't give two shits

Way of saying, I really could care less for this shit, and shut the fuck up. Wrapped up in one little phrase.

Dude #1: Hey, can you go water my plants while I'm gone?

Dude #2: I don't give two shits about your damn plants!

by Waffleboy2c7 March 27, 2010