(n)An MP3 player that, while competent, is not nearly as prestigious as the white-earphoned variety made by Apple.
"ere, check out his two-hundred quid shy-pod, the cheap bastard."
"It's a two hundred quid shy-pod; It aint flashy, but it does the job."
"It's a two hundred quid shy-pod; It aint flashy, but it does the job."
by Angus June 06, 2005
Bob: I think Becky might let me go Greek on her this Friday, but I was supposed to have a three way with these Guatemalans the same night.
Joe: Times like these my grandpappy used to tell me “One in the ass is worth two in the puss”.
Joe: Times like these my grandpappy used to tell me “One in the ass is worth two in the puss”.
by Yu Sho Me Dong September 18, 2023
In the stall of any public restroom begin to fuck a girl in the ass, sit down on the toilet with her on your lap and shit and cum at the same time.
Man! That crazy bitch at the bar last night wanted me to pull off an "Albert Two-holes and the Sweet Release". I'm not sure who's shit I was smelling, mine, hers or the 300lb fatty in the stall next door. Wow, Amazing!! For my first time trying it, it was a sweet release!
by Russell Upsomgrub June 05, 2014
by Zach3850 October 17, 2019
When a Vagina is severly swolen after a night of sex. The Vagina resembles two left handed boxing gloves
by MustangDriver October 11, 2010
"It's like getting two birds stoned at once."
by XDavid PolicastroX January 28, 2009
oh man, look at this two cans short of a six pack
by Mohamed youssif July 06, 2006