Jake

He’s a Catholic and Jew boy that’s super sexy and funny, with a massive Dong, got a simile that will make you cum and profess your love to him

You’re the definition of Jake

by BananaRep! May 31, 2022

Jake

a nigga with a big ass dick

Jake got a big ole dick

by Condnenensnsn September 22, 2019

jake daitch

your run of the mill fav jew boy. Hispanic? talks like he is a person of color but is indeed white.

oh he's talking like a jake daitch.

by xxxspreme June 29, 2017

Jake

Has a big cock like really big he's great at fucking don't let him go

I can't wait to fuck jake later.

by anonymous October 6, 2020

Jake Weston

An absolute giga-chad, he puts Ernest Khalimov to shame. His ripped 12 pack and bulbous muscles put him above everyone in the conceivable universe. Paired with his voluptuous buttock, he truly is the pure human male specimen. When it comes to the ladies, he has more bitches than Issei from Highschool DxD. He is the epitome of sex. He is sex. He screams "hog rider" when cumming to assert his dominance in the bedroom. His natural dominant personality makes the women's knees buckle and shake like they just saw your completed Lego Death Star. He is also a Redditor and a Discord admin.

Men fear his presence. And rightly so. His 24 inch horse cock radiates pure testosterone. The devil shivers when Jake loses his cool.
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake's Chika Fujiwara replacement."

Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake Weston in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake Weston's Chika Fujiwara replacement."

Woman's boyfriend: *shameful crying in beta male*

by YouThoughtL March 23, 2022

jake and halle

a super amazing couple that you cant help but ship!

i want my relationship to be like jake and halle

by lorain marquin June 25, 2017

Jake Tiry

Jake Tiry is the lowest of lowest life forms on earth. Calling someone a Jake Tiry means you have been known to abuse all living things in life. Jake Tiry would be the equivalent of being a blob of cum on the bottom of a fat whores vagina lips after having someone shit and piss on said whore and then being fucked by a horse.

Hey Dave, your being a Jake Tiry. Your better than that!
Jan walking down the street notices someone kicking a dog. Jan yelled out "Hey Jake Tiry stop that!"

by nonyabitch July 8, 2019