Get the hot tea first sis, then vouch

The phrase used when telling someone they need to get the juicy info before they get a vouch on MCM

"Get the hot tea first sis, then vouch" I say to Salesians

by EdenXera December 27, 2017

iced tea on the back porch

Diarrhea butt stuff. When the fecal matter is runny and is in enough liquid to give it the color of iced tea.

Man, I was doing anal with my girlfriend, and I look down, and there's runny shit all over my dick... I mean I still finished and stuff. Turns out I'm into iced tea on the back porch.

by ShppingAndReceivingbuttstuff February 14, 2017

Tea

Tea is the definition for a delusional nigger that thinks she can acquire women.

mvh, O

"You are so Tea, go kill yourself." "If you keep doing this you will end up like Tea"

by b00ty1nspector April 8, 2025

Chocolate Tea

Teabagging your/someone's shit

She wanted me to make Chocolate Tea. Bruh I'm not into that shit.

by Just_Cr4Zy June 13, 2022

tea

It's a drink that is made by certain types of leaves.

Girl 1: I love tea

by thatgirlwhostares April 21, 2020

Malcolm X Tea

A mixture of an obscene amount of nutmeg in water or another beverage, used by Malcolm X to get high while in prison. Effects include hallucinations, paranoia, intense nausea, and a sense of impending doom. May last several hours to days.

Woodhouse: "ANTS! All over my body!"
Ray Gillette: *slap* "So shut up and help me find the nutmeg and I'll make you some Malcolm X tea!"

(From the 2009 TV series, "Archer")

by abelgotha April 26, 2024

Tea

1. Gossip or facts,usually the more spicy the facts the more "hot" the tea. Telling these "facts" is called spilling the tea.
2. A metaphoric saying meaning rumors around any subject, particually surrounding school and the beauty community.

Spill the tea sis!

by Spoodergirl March 13, 2019