Shafter special

Having a potato masher and half a kitchen utensil drawer in ones rectum , while ingesting ones own tears and semen while shitting the bed.

What a Shafter special, he wasted his free hit on a load of useless bastards

by irishmonkeyslayer February 26, 2022

Primate Special

When you have one primate (monkey) suck your dick, while another one is fisting your ass, then the other one has it's dick in your mouth, and you are oiled up in whipped cream, with another throwing shit at you.

Oh man, Zack got the worst Primate Special...

by DumDaddy May 12, 2025

Quinn special

When Quinn tattoos you and then rubs semen all over it to help it heal in a special way.

Yeah dude, I got the Quinn special over the weekend, came out great!

by Quinnypoo December 26, 2021

Scarborough Special

That thing, with the fingers and the duct tape.

"Hey man, did your girlfriend give you the Scarborough Special last night?"

"yeah! You've gotta get good duct tape though otherwise it's rough."

by MixedDrink July 31, 2016

Therapist Special

When a therapist purposely doesn’t respond to a desperate message outside of session where you bear the depths of your soul.

I texted my therapist I was going to off myself the other day, she gave me the therapist special!

by Lightsun May 10, 2024

el chubacabra special

a fat mexican woman weighing at least 200 pounds sitts on your face and queefs with her hairy vagina

yo bro your mom just gave me an el chubacabra special!

by Zetrizil October 13, 2023

rubber ducky special

The act of getting in a bathtub with used tires and proceeding to quack repeatedly at the tops of your lungs. A great solution for a roommate if they do not have an alarm.

My alarm clock broke so my roommate just wakes me up with a rubber ducky special when I have class in the morning

by yam camel April 2, 2017