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Sussy sandwich

The word you use to describe someone who is very sus just like an among us impostor.
P1: YOU SUSSY SANDWICH
LUKE: I AM NOT A SUSSY SANDWICH, STOP YANKING MY CHAINS
by JION August 28, 2022
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Relationship sandwiched

When both of your best friends are in relationships but you are still single.
I can't believe Jenny got a boyfriend and Hannah has one too they're my best friends and I'm still single! I hate being relationship sandwiched!
by Absterline June 23, 2014
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Smegma Cheese Sandwich

A sandwich made by putting smegma in a womans ass, letting it ferment for 1 week, and extracting it. Then, take earwax and mix it with the smegma, and ejaculate on the mixture. Served on wonder bread for the best taste.
Guy: I'm down to eat a smegma cheese sandwich with you.
Guy 2: Man what the fuck? Dont talk to me again!
by Shakespeare dihh August 6, 2025
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cement sandwich

The act of gluing two bitches together with your own semen. Presumably after fornicating furiously.
Those bitches didn't even know the meaning of ladies night till I served them a cement sandwich...!
by KTitties May 17, 2014
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velvet ham sandwich

When a woman bounces her vagina off the forehead or mouth of a man...or woman.
She gave him a velvet ham sandwich and then I blew my load.
by Booshaker August 23, 2016
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leaky sandwich

When a guy puts his dick between two slices of bread before getting a blowjob.
My girlfriend was hungry, so I gave her a leaky sandwich to munch on.
by the dirty liberal April 24, 2010
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