mexican punching bag

When someone preforms oral sex on a male and punches his testicles as if it were a punching bag.

Dude my balls are still in pain from last night. She went in when she gave me a mexican punching bag.

by Bobby Applesauce July 19, 2017

Gypsy Punch

A hyper aggressive way of altering ones sexuality.
The art of punching a lesbians vagina until she goes back on solids.

Mandy was such a huge dyke so I decided to gypsy punch here until she greases my weasel.

by William Shitspeare May 8, 2014

Thunder punch

When you are getting a blowjob and you bust and she swallows it so you thunder punch her in the gut so it comes back up.

Last night my girl blew me and swallowed . And said it did not taste good so I thunder punched so she can taste it again

by Youzbtrollin May 27, 2018

swing punch

the ugliest way to punch. It’s a punch were instead of punch straight at the person you swing but just with a fist. A slap but with a fist. A white girls favorite way to fight

“Aye did you see Emily punch that kid! It looked like it hurt Emily’s hand!”

“Right! It was such a swing punch!”

by Themonarchy April 14, 2021

suicide punch

You throw a party and everyone brings a different bottle of booze. Just pour all the bottles into a large trash can, add some soda, stir it up and you have suicide punch.

We had a great batch of suicide punch last night because people were dropping like flys!

by sickness April 21, 2018

Glitter Punched

Glitter Punched: when you fail so much at life you can't even hit an emo with your car

That douchebag in Twilight just got glitter punched. He couldn't even even hit Bella with his car. He fails at life!

by Durban-itchtionary April 14, 2011

jersey tant punch

A punch to the balls so hard, one’s nuts get stuck in their ass

Do make me give you a jersey tant punch

by Firemedic39 January 8, 2023