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My boobs aren't Play-Doh!

That's right --- they're even BETTER to squeeze and knead than Play-Doh. :P
You don't hafta tell a soft-flesh-craving dude dat, "My boobs aren't Play-Doh!" --- he already is fully aware of dat, and it's precisely why he is always wanting to cup and squeeze THEM (and probably your butt-cheeks, also!) in his lustful thirsting hands, rather than boring ol' Play-Doh! He could just go buy a tub of it at do local toy store if he wanted to, but he knows a superior-feeling pliable when he finds it!!
by QuacksO July 10, 2023
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playing for Kansas City

Euphemism for a gay man. From the expression playing for the other team and the 1974 film Blazing Saddles.
“I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!”

“He’s not interested in girls, he’s busy playing for Kansas City” *wink wink*
by Willybobjonas123 June 13, 2021
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*shooting stars music plays*

What you type in the comments after someone has been slapped by an insane power
i.e. Dwayne Johnson

BTW, this is a dead meme.

Example: when the female colossal Titan smacked those 3 horses and dudes straight into heaven
Dave: bro John just got slapped by a car. He's dead
Bill: *shooting stars music plays*
by I hate your life for you August 6, 2021
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Play-Work

The act of telling someone you are going to "work on your computer", and instead decide to do "play-work", whatever the fuck that entails.
Person 1: "Hey are you going to do "work-work" or "play-work"?
Person 2: "Uhm I think I'm going to do "work-work" today *whatever the fuck play-work means*.
by thatlowcar December 6, 2021
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Playing Genshin

A well known midwestern euphemism used when you want to discreetly tell someone you are about to eat ass
Im going to be playing genshin with him for 5 hours if you know what i mean ;)
by papapixels January 20, 2024
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double play

The act of taking a piss and a shit in one visit to the facilities
I’ll be back in a few minutes. I have to go to the bathroom for a double play.
by Hannibal Cannabis October 16, 2021
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Thomas triple play

When your drunk and have a threesome with two random girls.
After a few to many drinks at the frat party my friend Thomas had a Thomas triple play.
by Dan'l Webster December 29, 2015
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