Tom Brokeoff

Run away from, abandon, someone/a situation, usually not a good thing. Usually at the expense of others and without one's knowledge.
Hey where's (insert random person here)?

Oh he Tom Brokeoff on us again.
by daddyklondike June 03, 2022
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William Gregory Tom

The WHITEST MAN know to human kind, his pronouns he/him, he has the whitest skin and is very racist . And in his free time he likes playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2
"That fucker is a real William Gregory Tom, he hates the blacks!"
by ShitFucker2009 May 19, 2024
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Tom MacDonald

A rapper who speaks the truth about real-world problems.
A: The new music video by Tom MacDonald is out! Did you hear?
B: Yeah. It's Dirty Money- one of my favourites.
by KillerBangs May 04, 2023
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Tom Macdonald

The worst rapper you will ever hear
Friend: “yo put on that new Tom MacDonald
Me: “kill yourself
by D1 Kid Cudi Glazer September 08, 2024
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Tom MacDonald

bro is a one hit wonder because of His clone rappers song
yeah that's it
and the theory wasn't even half good
you know there's something called "rehab" and "changing tattoos privately"
he looks like logic without glasses
tom MacDonald is a one hit wonder that looks like logic without glasses
tom macdonald: gays eminem and uhh jellymid and all png youtubers are clones and they will make your children praise the illumination (illuminati misspelled on purpose)
any sane human: no, theres something called rehab
by mgkisgood6969 May 30, 2022
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Tiny tom

Tiny tom and his annual report to the playground as he is a big tough guy. For example you're tuff dude yang big tough guy beating up girls. Understand this what's pathetic is not the length of your penis although the very stench of scrotum balloon sacks as in Microsoft tiny tom penis and his bean bags that he has pissed on since the beginning of his existence. Tiny tiny tiny tom if I were to hold my index finger exactly half of an inch above my thumb and say I trust you this much that'd be trusting tiny tom a bit to much for satisfactory it is okay to be you just think about the lifestyle of being a big tuff guy. It is not okay to make yourself hit a woman take the punches if you like it be superman if you don't you don't have to spit on a woman and dump coffee on her either that's foul as well as lame only tiny man syndrome men with micro punishment of the extra belly button do such things like that.
What's that pathetic excuse of a ride it doesn't even satisfy my needs.tiny tom
by Lifecheats I dont July 25, 2023
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Tom Cock

Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock was a loving step uncle and the sole founder of “Balls For Kids Incorporated.”

He worked tirelessly every day of his short life to ensure that the generations of children after him, including his nieces and nephews, could enjoy playing with balls uninterrupted.

Sadly, on the evening of March 8th, 1969, a wave of testicle induced predochimonia hit him like a Ford F-150 with a V12 engine, and he passed away instantly.

The efforts he made throughout his life played an immense role in the freedom of children's ball play and without them, many would not have the opportunities to play with balls like they do today.

Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock,

April 4th, 1869 - March 8th, 1969.

The Cock Foundation was founded by Gertrude Cock, Anita Cock, Richard Cock, and William “Bill” Cock in 1972, and is currently run by Choder Cock,

Hugh “J” Cock, Carl “McQueen” Cock, and Candice Cock.
"Wow, Tom Cock sure was ahead of his time. He really made balls easily accessible for children. What a guy."

"Tom Cock? The most revolutionary man to walk the planet? Of course I know him!"
by kidneybean78 March 05, 2024
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