Missing Nut

When a Male has finished wanking, he cannot locate the so-called nut, making it the missing nut.

Dude, I was pissing my pants yesterday. My sister used the bathroom after me, and I think she found my Missing Nut based off of her scream.

Damn bro, you're dead!

by Livinlikelanger April 4, 2019

e-nut

when someone over the internet asks for erp and they cause you to cum.

John: I heard you erp'd with Jess yesterday.
Bryan: Yeah dude, she made me e-nut.

by stickmonki April 8, 2019

Nut-tastic

A figure or object in which one may nut (ejaculate) to. Not necessarily a person, could be an object like a sofa or TV

'Ah, bro, this new television of yours is nut-tastic'

'That Piper Perri girl is fucking nut-tastic bro, she's so hot.'

by OneAndOnlyKayang April 19, 2019

service nut

Noun. Slang. A person who goes to a car dealership every day with a new problem or concern.

Why do you go to the car dealership every day? You're a service nut! Wym? You go to a car dealership every day with a new problem or concern.

by B-rizzle September 16, 2019

Nut knockout

after Having sex and lying on a comfortable bed you just end up falling asleep

Damn baby that was some nut knockout type shit

by DarfleChorf September 22, 2019

Nut-shame

When a man gets the BIG horn and it takes hold of him like a demon and he sleeps with someone that he doesn't really want to because of said demon. The demon then leaves his body in the form of white sticky love piss and he returns to his normal self. The immediate remorse and regret felt following the demon's departure is nut-shame.

*at party*

Guy 1: I just fucked the ugliest gremlin of a girl, let's get out of here before anyone finds out
Guy 2: Ahh pal, instant nut-shame.

by The brickyard beaver September 26, 2019

Goober Nuts

THERE'S A GODDAMN SPACE BETWEEN THE TWO WORDS MARY!!!!

Mary doesn't know that goober nuts is two different words and it's horribly disappointing

by gooberspacenuts September 26, 2019