die die die muffins

The thing my friend says in second hour. Related to the muffin song.

Friend 1: I have to make a few muffin for class
Friend 2: Listen to the muffin song
Friend 1: die die die muffins! You keep me from taking a poop!

die die die muffins by Rosemary Apple Snowflake March 19, 2019

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Mixing the muffins

when a male specimen inserts their sausage up the female specimens peach and inside their muffins making and mixing it around, just like one is mixing the muffins in baking. This is called mixing the muffins

johny: ohhhh yeah keep mixing the muffins
bobby:I willlllllll

Mixing the muffins by yeah the yobbo chats June 11, 2019

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Related Words

Muffin • muffintop • muffin man • muffin head • muffing • Muffinious • muffin button • muffin time • muffining • muffin tits

Bakes my muffins

An exclamation about how something has made you happy.

Wow Sydney thanks for washing my car, that really bakes my muffins!

Bakes my muffins by Bennet Anderson December 14, 2020

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My Grandmas Muffins

A Sexual Act where the couple strips their clothes and consume eachothers privates while on a family video call. While you eat the meat you chew it up and spit it around chanting “grandmas muffins” over and over.

“Hey baby, would you like to show the family Grabdmas Muffins”
“You bet your ass I would!”
“I would love to show My Grandmas Muffins as well”

My Grandmas Muffins by MrHornywetsoco December 22, 2020