Michael

Michael Jackson is the only good Michael.
Michael can either be dumb, or very dumb, and michael will put his hand up for every question, not knowing the answer; Meaning that he is dumb.

"Wouldn't wanna be like Michael."

by DrownMichaelOnSaturday August 11, 2022

Michael

Chunky two-chined fag
Likes his cousin a little to much...(like sexually...) His dog likes to watch. Embarrassing.
Fucks Chunky woman and denys it...
a professional latent homosexual...The fastest fag int the west.
If he was a dog you would put him down

Verb
Michaeling - to Anoy

Stop micheling we just wat to have fun

Josh - (eating)
Michael - hi how are you, how your meal, is it good, what is it.
Josh - agresive vomiting

by asscracker69 January 31, 2024

Michael

A little guy, a small little sweetie

another name for a small dick

"he pulled down and pants and showed me his little michael"

by chillpickles October 30, 2022

Michael Shepparding

Sitting up in the best possible posture. With your head straight up. Looking forward completely spaced out. With a vacant mind and a vacant stare. H

Hey! Look at that sick bro over there paced out sitting on that bench. He's michael shepparding away....d

by jenaenae March 30, 2022

michael ratlips

a condition causing someone to giggle like a girl when poked in the sides most that suffer with this condition tend to be overly neat keeping there things in shoes and constantly begging for food even though they couldnt be hungry very short attenion span talks about subjects that nobody else is taling about. common phrases used by a suffer is why can't iI do it this way and "I love chicken"

has anyone seen my screw driver? yeah I thank a michael ratlip stored it in his shoe

hey are you going to eat that? dude stop being michael ratlips you alreay ate

by mungolions March 9, 2009

Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki

King of America and Illuminati Michael Joseph Jackson 's Wife and Queen of America and Illuminati.
They got married many centuries ago and are still married even without modern wedding ceremony.

She is still his only wife and currently mother of three.

Both are still alive as they are God and his Wife .

Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is a queen.
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is God's wife .
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is the only wife of God.

by Jackson Monilium September 29, 2021

6 Michael

6 Michael is the best class in St. Joseph Instituition Junior.

6 Michael is da best.

by Alden Lim September 12, 2020