Josh

Some bitch ass teenager who makes bad life decisions

and wants to marry and have sex with his 14 year old classmate who already friendzoned him and doesn't give 2 shits about him.

Jacob: Oh Joshua that guy who left us his real friends for just a bunch of Mobile Legends jakol addicts.
Gabriel: Yup a real big loser that guy was.

by Shenhe1 January 15, 2022

Josh

Is so cool handsome guy with long hair massive cock nice with the ladies caring did I mention massive cock

Josh big dick

by Handsomeguy124 October 8, 2023

Josh

Adj, Doing the absolute most when its not necessary at all

*Flicks someone lips mad hard* Yea you’re josh i dont care

by JuiceManMal April 4, 2018

Josh

Wow I'm him, I must be josh

I came between the dragon and his wrath, josh moment.

by Thatguyforsua December 13, 2023

Josh

Second in command of his own cult. Has a hot brother.

Andrew:"Wow i cant believe josh is second in command of his own cult!"
Josh:"Hey Rachel, wanna be the leader of my cult?"
Rachel:"I already am and im stealing your brother, he's mucho papi"

by bigfartknuckles April 19, 2023

Josh steamer

A raw lamb that's been dipped in butter

Also applicable: Joshua steamer

Person 1: "Want a Josh steamer?"
Person 2: "what the fuck is a josh steamer"

by bingula May 29, 2025

Simple Josh

Simple Josh is a term that is used in an instance when an employee has made it a habit of showing up late. Can be used for anyone.

EX: Simple Sarah, Simple Dave, and so on and so fourth.

"Oh, Josh showed up late again!"

"oohh Simple Josh"

by Einherjar101 October 12, 2022