John Scarce

a fat self loathing pile of poopoo who reports on pewdiepie for tweeting "boo". LIKE FUXKING SEIRESOULY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

" John Scarce is best news channel"
" Keemstar better, B R O"
" Leafy ha s no chin"

by veinycockpopsicle March 2, 2017

john mayer

an asshole essentially. 19 was too young john

that guy is such a john mayer

by awalkingredflag November 13, 2021

Pink John

When one man licks another mans butthole while masterbating.

He was giving me a pink john when it got in my eye

by Anonymous May 10, 2003

John Mayer

Shitty Musician for teenage girls, well known for being inferior to bands such as Green Day, Blink 182 and the Foo Fighters.

It is well known that John Mayer would lose in a fight against Billie Joe Armstrong as Billie Joe Armstrong does not suck balls like John Mayer.

Also used to describe animal leavings.

My cat did a HUGE John Mayer on my Green Day CD's, now it's dead.

by Green Day July 28, 2013

john tesh

One of the most unique, talented, otherworldly,decent persons this side of the world. Also a Cancer.

"Dude, did you enjoy his concert? It rocked hard!"

"Yeah! He makes Avril Lavigne look like a real dumb-a**!"

by TheNewAgeRiseth May 9, 2005

John Murphy

Something that is stereotypical white.

Wow, you go to a prep school and live in Massachusetts. What a John Murphy

by The other guy's ugly brother January 8, 2014

John O'Neil

Needle Dick, a person that suffers from needle dick syndrome. usually has a very small and thin penis, like a needle

haha you have a John O'Neil

by needlefick December 18, 2012