Shit guts

When you poop and puke at the same time.

"Ah, man. I shit guts today.

by Ugly Taxi March 5, 2013

shit-mane

Completely benign space filler, usually spoken before an actual response has been formulated by the coonversationalist.

Subject A: "Wattsup yo?"
Subject B: "Shit-mane.. notta damn thing."

by leeric October 4, 2004

brad shit

A good looking actor that only appears in bad tv shows and movies.

If Alfie Allen was better looking he would be a proper Brad Shit.

by da bee dee em January 10, 2016

vodka shits

When you drink a shit ton of vodka or alcohol and you just fucking go ham when shitting

Breh I got some mad vodka shits last night

by Cruzikins September 16, 2016

Frail as shit

one who is incredibly weak and submits to tasks such as baking, cooking or cleaning. frail as shit also refers to a lack of physical strength and inability to stand up for yourself

Bobby: I'm hungry, make me a sandwich.
Katie: Fine, what kind
Bobby : Doesn't matter, but make it quick
Katie leaves
Dan: Damn, katie is frail as shit

by divergentthinking June 14, 2011

Mac That Shit

To successfully pursue sexual relations with a female.

Zahur: OMG did you see those two hotties making out at the bar? Or is it my beer-goggles?

Gavin: Who gives two shits? Man up, son, and mac that shit.

by TorontoGavin September 12, 2010

laser shits

When you have eaten something dodgy or drank too much and your shits turn into liquid. When you go to relieve yourself, your sphincter only opens a tiny amount before the liquid shit starts to squirt out in a narrow beam - This is a 'laser shit'.

"Hey Dave, what's up with you mate?"
"aaah mate I ate some dodgy street food last night and im suffering from a severe case of laser shits today"

by ratty_ May 26, 2008