ass jocky

a queer, a homo sexual who loves the cock.

Kris is an ass jocky

by chaney July 10, 2006

ass-fracking

When one washes his undercarriage (ass, balls and taint - the whole 9 yards) using high pressure water device, such as a hand-held shower head on jet-pulse mode.

I have been traveling for a good week now. I tell you what, when I get home I am gonna have to double up on my ass-fracking to make myself feel clean again.

I just don't feel complete unless I ass-frack.

by Mcdizzle August 11, 2014

yellow ass

The mustard colored appearance of someone's ass crack, due to shit being wiped and or smeared .

That bitch had yellow ass. She stunk like straight shit.

by saquafare is everywhere February 25, 2015

Ass month

You can slap anybody ass for the month of May

Guy:I slapped that bitch ass
Guy 2: THATS MY MOM
Guy: It’s national slap ass month

by National free head May 1, 2019

Ratchet Ass

Cop-speak for a "frequent flyer". One who is always in trouble, always screwing up, or a drain on society.

There's Bubba. Wonder what that ratchet ass is up to now?

by RangerAl August 27, 2013

swamp ass

when your butthole leaks and is very wet

i hade such bad swamp ass cats followed me for a week

by couragewolf127 March 6, 2011

Ass Bass

When she slams down on your dick so hard the vibrations of her huge ass carry to your ears making you hear a low note.

Yeah man, dat booty is as good as it looks. The ass bass was craaaaaaaaaaaaaazy man

by TheHunterOfPussy June 13, 2018