four eyes

this term is used against @cartiissexyasf because she’s blind asf and wears glasses.

shut up four eyes

by cartiissexyasf March 22, 2021

Owl Eyes

A man's testicles.

"Wow," she said, "those are some big owl eyes!"

by b2274335 December 20, 2013

corn eye

When your farts smell so bad that the density of your stench gives you pink eye

I just ate Chinese food and my extremely bad shares gave me corn eye

by Luke Lukington January 13, 2015

asda-ey

Over-strict with attention to pointless detail.

see 'Anally Retentive'

These rules seem a little bit asda-ey

by Samuel549 December 26, 2007

dick-eyes

A person which could in other more civilized times, be termed a "Goon"

"Hey Who is the dick-eyes?"

"Oh, he's Harmless. merely a hired Goon"

by Davies G March 25, 2008

Eye Cancer

An imaginary disease in which an attractive person is attracted someone hideously ugly.

Note: Ugly people can have it, as well, but they have to think that they, themselves, are attractive.

Also see "Inverted Eye Cancer."

Guy 1: "Dude, I don't know, man, that girl's kind of cute."

Guy 2: "Bro, that's Lindsey! She looks like a horse! Do you have eye cancer or something?"

by Anno The Sexy May 11, 2013

eye hole

The hole in which your eyeball is placed in. Not covored by your lid or not closed.

Shut your eye hole.

by shortie64 April 1, 2009