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I see dead people having orgasms

Sarcastic way of saying that what you are told is absolute nonsense, unviable (not capable of succeeding, esp financially "the pit had proved economically unviable"), or unpractical.
Sure... me too... I see dead people having orgasms.
by rperazag June 28, 2010
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Dead Man Scotch Egg

A Dead Man Scotch Egg is the dead person equivalent of a scotch egg. Firstly you take one of the dead man's testicles, you then proceed to inject it with Mung (dead body juices) then coat in knob cheese from the man and deep fry.
Oh i'm goin home for a wank, some toast and a Dead Man Scotch Egg
by TheMCMMC April 23, 2010
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It smells like dead rat mixed with eggs

Jeremy Lynch usually says it when it smells bad
His friend: (farts)

Jeremy Lynch: It smells like dead rat mixed with eggs
by Eejejejeje July 21, 2022
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I am lowkey literally deadass dead

This phrase is typically used to express shock or surprise. While originally, it was generally used by people from the Greater Boston area, it has since spread across the Eastern United States - making it as far south as Central Florida.

This phrase is not to be confused with "I cannot AHAHA oh my god." While similar in use cases, "I am lowkey literally deadass dead" is used in instances where humor may or may not be present, while "I cannot AHAHA oh my god" is typically used in a comedy setting.
"Bro, me and Cassidy made out a little in the walk-in at work."

"I am lowkey literally deadass dead right now."
by deflatedwaffles March 3, 2023
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im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead

An expression that is best said quickly and repetitively out in public, preferably in a crowded area. Try it one day and observe the reactions of people around you.
"I'm-sofa-king-we-tod-dead, im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead, im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead, im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead!!!"
by JeezusKreistSooperstarr August 30, 2013
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Give me head till I'm dead

The self explanatory phrase uttered by all males, regardless of orientation.
Come on baby, you know what Daddy likes...give me head till I'm dead!
by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016
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