Washington Apple Picker

The act of ripping off another person's dingleberries (dried fecal matter, hanging from ass hair), and baking them in an oven. The dingleberries are then coated in the person's semen, and eaten as a crunchy snack.

Man 1: "Yo dude, wanna try out the Washington Apple Picker?
Man 2: "Hell yeah! Fire up the oven!"

by the one and only dunce September 9, 2025

apple pie

i dont fuck with you go kill yourself

i gotta go, im gonna go eat apple pie

by brothamanman May 20, 2024

apple

apple is a red fruit that you can eat*
*for fucking off the doctors XD

"hey apple, hey... hey apple!" (telling you to fuck off

by I am nameless :))))) March 4, 2022

Philly Apple

The batteries that the Philadelphia sports fans throw at players they don't like.

Damn! You think enough Philly Apples will convince J.D. Drew to sign?

by time-1 October 12, 2021

Apple

If you don’t know what a fucking apple is your an idiot

Friend: hey what’s an apple.

Me: your a fucking dumbass

by HeyGeorge February 7, 2019

Apple

YUmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

YUmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm apple

by Apple boy2 October 1, 2023

Apple

A fruit that smells like a buttcheek on a stick x23

Man that apple is lit like a poop

by Qazplmweroiu October 14, 2019