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Jake

Jake is a Man that you would want to be friends with. He doesn’t take crap from anybody. He is Chill and laid back. He takes School And Sports Seriously. If anyone hurts him or anyone he talks too, Yeah u better want to skip town. If you know a Jake, Your lucky to have him. When he walks into the room, it lights up in happiness.
Jake is always Happy at anytime of the day.
by DingdongDiddy November 24, 2018
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Jake

A total fucking retard that does the most stupidest shit whenever he can.

don’t be friends with this retard, you'll regret it...
Guy: You friends with Jake?
Other guy: yea why?
Guy: okay, he’s gonna ruin ur day.
by A guy not named Jake March 11, 2018
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Jake Paul

Cancer. Dumb. Skipped High School. White boy. Dates a gold digger/ a snake. His EX MADE terrible jokes in team ten and now is hotter. Assaults. Abusive. Rude. Rude OFF camera.
Acts nice ON camera even though he’s not. Mind of a 12 year old PS4 player.
D student in school. Lost his kiss in middle school. Pervert. Loves to cheat. Loves clickbait. Brainwashes. Dumber then his brother. Thinks he can beat KSI. Pussy for making his dad fight KSI instead of himself. He basically said “ Can you do my homework dad?” KSI ain’t fighting his brother.
Jake Paul: Ok Nick, now I skipped school so I want you to say ‘ England is my city’ because we can’t do ‘ England is my country’ that’s dumb and we can’t say ‘Jake Paul’s fam suck’ although it’s true.
Nick : Oh England is a city?
fans: *Watch video* ENGLAND IS A COUNTRY FAGGOT
by Paul family sucks May 18, 2018
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Jake

He has a tiny penis and is usually gay. This goes back to the Latin times when jakes we hung for having micropenis’s .
Jake has a micro penis
by Jake Dittins January 24, 2019
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Jake

To shit one's pants.
by Jdorth July 23, 2022
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JAKE

Anugarh's husband
Oh is That Jake
by Hwihwi November 22, 2021
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Jake

An absolutely amazing person with a great sense of humour. He will make you laugh until you are crying. Jake is good looking and is the type that is always in good shape. He always wears the best outfits and looks amazing. He is a kind compassionate, caring person that will always be there for you. Jake is very shy when it comes to love but once you get to know him he is a completely different person even though he never see's that in himself he deserves to know that is 100% true!
damn! hes fine!
ofcourse he is thats Jake
by tullyjake August 11, 2021
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