Cock Block

When someone(DANE) intrudes on you everytime you are in the act or about to be in the act of sexual acts.

Bro dont come over right now im getting head. nah dude im coming over . dude stop its not funny. im on my way.
You dude can you hang out? nah i cant im hanging out with kate...texts kate hey can i hang out with you and chad.

fuck.

cock block

by Hellawo December 13, 2017

Pussy block

A wlw that stops other wlw from gettin some puss. a real cunt *derogatory*

damn that lesbian is a real pussy block

by neenahbean November 12, 2022

two-block

To fuck

Hey, were did Ted and Emma go?
He's two-blocking her in the supply room.

by bobbydellwood June 7, 2018

blocking

To Love Someone More

I started blocking you

by MrBest007 June 1, 2022

Blocked to your face

Means to punch someone in the face

Do u wanna get blocked to your face, then stfu!!!

by Fortnite1500 November 21, 2020

Block Anxiety

Block Anxiety is a feel you get when you DM someone who you follow on social media and immediately expect to get blocked no matter how polite you act or how willing you are to leave them alone if they're not interested.

A fictionalized version of myself: "You know what? I'll get over my anxieties and worries,I'm gonna DM this person and tell them I like their stuff."
-Not even a minute later-
A fictionalized version of myself: "I have so much fucking Block Anxiety,did I make a mistake in doing this?! I know,while I'll wait for a response,I'll make an urban dictionary definition for anyone who can relate."
Based on a true story,directed by Hideo Kojima.

by Lazthedictionist September 21, 2024

ill block every guy for u

fucking in love with you.

"ill block every guy for u, i only want you"
- i love her

by hesmineonly March 27, 2023