When the multiple loud bangs outside are logically gunshots, but is okay to ignore it because “its probably fine”
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Dude#1: Hey... What's the meaning of life?
Dude#2: Well, I think it's up to the individual; it's really just a spiritual journey of learning and experience.
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Dude#2: And Texas!
Dude#2: Well, I think it's up to the individual; it's really just a spiritual journey of learning and experience.
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Dude#2: And Texas!
by Pyronix337 March 17, 2012
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Dude: Eve totally pulled a Northern Texas Door Jam on me!!
Dude2: Whoaa, dude she is thirsty for you!
Dude: Yeah, totally dude
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by Pillar of Salt October 7, 2014
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A codeine and soda mix that was started in Houston and popularized by Three 6 Mafia.
A codeine and soda mix that was started in Houston and popularized by Three 6 Mafia.
Future in "Ball Like This":
"Private Parties, you on the guest list
I'm sippin on that Ace Of Spades
I'm drankin on good Texas"
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I'm sippin on that Ace Of Spades
I'm drankin on good Texas"
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I gave the girl from Vidor a Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise and she quickly scrambled trying to pick up all my man candy
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