Talk

You know I don't actually talk to the people in my life right? They will never get anything even remotely like what I would write here out of me in conversation. You know that right? Because it would be wasted on them. Not because I haven't tried but because the are going to assert so fallacy or they're going to assume they are correct (a priori) and the conversation isn't going to go anywhere. They are going to walk away thinking that they are right without ever having reconcile with the fact that they are speaking in a dialect that allows you de-contextualize the events that have transpired or what was said and create a narrative that does nothing more than assert that I am wrong and the person blatantly misrepresenting the issue is correct.

Hym "Minimal necessary interaction. Leak information in such a way that when the person transmits it through the grapevine and it comes back to me I can be reasonably certain of who's participating in the surveillance. Maybe some small talk. Maybe remind them that they are worthless shit. You ARE going to talk. I am increasingly unhappy with how long this is taking. You had better hope someone is actively working force you to do this and you'd better hope they aren't going to use as much violence."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024

Dirt talk

an alternative to "trash talk", when trash doesn't quite do it justice. Can be used interchangeably, or as a stronger version, or as a more playful version

"I'm gonna crush you at Mario Tennis later today"
"ooh, dirt talk"

by philcagitz July 25, 2024

Talking about it

You refuse to do that and we see how well that worked for me.

Hym "I've been talking about it but nothing was gained. So, I'm just going to kill a child and myself."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2024

I can talk doe

Performance of oral sex

While traveling
Driver states: you gone tip...
Rider states : no but I can talk doe..

by HandleMeNott July 27, 2024

Gravy Talk

Say the obvious but in the weirdest accent

You are Watching football on tv

Gravy talk "Watching the football on tv are yas"

Been shopping
Gravy talk "Got yourself some new clothes have you"

by ReCoreDJ August 6, 2024

Talking Nipples

When you get so wasted or high that you witness someone’s nipples come to life and start talking to you.

Tim: *Takes one look at Angelica’s tits.*

Angelica’s tits: *Come to life* Hello Tim. *The talking nipples say*

Tim: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

by IAmTheOneWhoShits August 7, 2024

Talking to himself

You're pretending not to be watching and listening and ignoring me unless there is something to steal and calling it that so you can abdicate your culpability in what is happening to me (and other people I can assume) and those kids that got murdered.

Hym "He's not talking to himself. And by he I'm mean me. And by not talking to myself I mean I know you are listening and watching and I am going to hurt someone over this and if it isn't the right person that is entirely your fault. You are protecting the wrong person here and you are only hurting yourselves by doing this to me."

by Hym Iam March 24, 2025