Someone who's obsessed with shooting/bombing things and or people. They can also be nicknamed Ms/Mr Pew Pew 💥
Example 1
Thomas: Have you watched Heathers
Lola: yeah my favorite character is the Pew Pew person
Example 2
Jake: Julia has been listening to pumped up kicks and talking about bombs all week...
Sam: Julia?.... You mean Ms Pew Pew?
Thomas: Have you watched Heathers
Lola: yeah my favorite character is the Pew Pew person
Example 2
Jake: Julia has been listening to pumped up kicks and talking about bombs all week...
Sam: Julia?.... You mean Ms Pew Pew?
by DonutOfFailure November 4, 2023

Quite literally somebody who smells like piss and is pathetic. Often also has greasy hair, a pathetic voice and uses comebacks such as fat, to try and make themselves feel better for being so pathetic.
by OdoriferousBroccoli September 29, 2017

What some people have and some don't
by Sexydimma January 10, 2022

A person that you are becoming distant with, someone that you feel like you could love if you or them tried harder to do so. If you happen to be in a relationship with your Petal person, they don't tell you much and rarely respond to you.
Payton: I need to be more like a petal person towards my toxic friends so I can get more used to ignoring when I finally cut them off
by WailingWhisper May 27, 2023

When you have the magical ability to do multiple Scottish voices, ranging from Team Fortress 2 to Austin Powers to Shrek.
Jerry: What's up with Bob McLock?
Steven: He has Multiple Scottish Personality Disorder. One moment he's 500lbs, then he's reminiscing about Onions and farting non stop, or charging people with a Claymore and eye-patch, all while blasting bag pipe music.
Steven: He has Multiple Scottish Personality Disorder. One moment he's 500lbs, then he's reminiscing about Onions and farting non stop, or charging people with a Claymore and eye-patch, all while blasting bag pipe music.
by I am related to Chuck Norris August 19, 2022

It is when you are writing in a such of way that no one relies on what you're going to write. It is when you are using confusing sentences -- think of the way Frank Herbert wrote his famous novel double-trilogy, Dune -- Frank Herbert used confusing things moving onto things such as character's thoughts, character's own paragraphs, and more onto that.
John read Dune, Dune Messiah, Children of Dune, God Emperor of Dune, Heretics of Dune, and Chapterhouse: Dune, and her thought it was a Fifth Person Point of View (FPPV).
by Wargom July 14, 2024

David Omar daydreams on having his new friend as personal security while he preps healthy meals all day.
by Sota November 2, 2017
