The Super Mario

After taking magical mushrooms to "power up," you lay the pipe on a busty bitty. Midway through fornication, you pour hot sauce onto a smushed piece of bread in the form of a ball, then proceed to shove it in your partners mouth while yelling "It's me... MARIO!" The finishing touch, riding her doggy style calling her yoshi and demanding she spit the "fireball" out at your hallucinations while you bust a load in her and wave your wrench around in celebration of your newly conquered kingdom!

-Shit dude, i was tripping balls last night, i woke up with a thrown up piece of bread on my pillow and all my magic mushrooms were gone.
-Damn man, sounds like a good time, was there hot sauce and a wrench present?!?
-Hold on let me check... Yeah man, how'd you know??
-Classic! Sounds like you pulled the Super Mario last night on becky!! High Five! Next time you have hot sauce and shrooms handy try the Blazing Saddle too!

by Steveshiftyshaft January 18, 2011

super straight

A word closeted gay men use. Whenever a man says he's "super straight" he's actually super gay, but he isn't out yet so he will use that code word.

Hey dude are you gay.
No I'm "super straight"
Oh. I got u man

by thiskindagaytbhbutaight April 2, 2021

super stacker

a sandwhich thing at IHop

Come hungry, leave happy.

by Ceddan July 11, 2003

Super Straight

A made-up new sexuality that people of the LGBT community have problems with.

Y'all need to calm down for 5 seconds. being super straight isn't transphobic, some people just want to fuck a girl and not expect to see a dick

by omar fish March 14, 2021

super-fiend

N. One who sends out mass e-mails
religiously.

Did u see Kenny's e-mail? He's such a super-fiend.

by smeags August 11, 2004

Super Straight

A term used by closeted people who are insecure about their sexuality, similar to Sigma Male or incel. Refers to the South Park character Big Gay Al whose catchphrase is "I'm Super!"

"I wish people would understand how hard us super straights have it"

by ArtFree1488 March 8, 2021

Super Straight

Super Straight is someone that is only attracted to the opposite sex that is Born as that sex.

Today I came out as Super Straight to my friends, thankfully they were all openly accepting of my sexuality.

by Truly Equal To All March 6, 2021