Alex

Alex is a very sensitive girl. She gets angry easily but is very kind. She is the best person you could ask for if you don't hurt her.

Oh is that Alex?

by The B!tchy Alex <3 July 4, 2022

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This poor guy who gets dragged round the world by the MI6 after his uncle dies to the hands of an internstional crime organisation that models itself after a glorified crab with anger issues.

Also, hotake but:
If there were more fanfiction, then I can safely say that they would be better then some of the books.

But apart from that I stan my poor spy boi and press F for Jack

"Alex rider, you are required in whatchamacallit to take down fuckmeimtired in operation mywilltoliveisdrainingpleasesendhelp"
"Wtf no-"
"PASSPORTS. CARE SYSTEM. DEPORTATION FOR EVERYONE-"
"AHHHHH OKAY"
"anyways. We need this done by-"
"Nah fuck this shit I'm out-"
*fades out of exsistence*
*fades back into exsistence*
"Fuck you-"

by WormSINajar November 14, 2023

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The most amazing man ever. He is kind, caring, loving. He is passionate about what he believes in. He will make you smile from ear to ear. He is tall and a handsome ginger. He will steal your heart and it will be the best decision ever. If you happen to snag an Alex keep him.

There is no other Alex like this Alex!

by Pixiev31 July 10, 2023

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Four seasons. Skate 3. Kids club.

Alex's father bought into the four seasons condo timeshare. I hope his dad pays for his kids club experience.

by panko1 April 24, 2023

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Alex is a bisexual name, it can be used both for girls and boys. Dont be afraid to make joke about Alex named people, they are too weak to fight but be careful they are gay af dont even think about being close to them.

Alex my gay friend
Oh look at an Alex(gay)

He is too Alex(weak)

by Alkoliki gunaika November 21, 2021

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