sock head

When a man takes a sock and draws a funny face on the end of it and then puts it on his penis and runs around a public place flapping it side to side.

The football game was nice, but there was a sock head who ran out on the field during halftime.

by catfishio June 10, 2011

thump sock

another word for condom

she said she was on the pill, but I wasn't going in to battle without a thump sock.

by grizzlybare November 05, 2013

Walmart Socks

Socks on a Walmart mannequin that have been removed, drowned in nut, and placed back on the mannequin to solidify.

Dude 1: "Dude, I just found some RANCID Walmart socks."
Dude 2: "Ohhhh yeah my bad Dude that was me."

by ILoveBigBlackOilyMen February 19, 2025

ball socks

When you take a sick nut in it then rub it on your brothers nose while they are sleeping

I tried the ball socks once it was a bad idea

by Blackrourndoggerpeepee69 April 14, 2018

sock and buskin

the theatrical profession; drama.

Aspiring to be a part of the sock and buskin, she enrolled in acting classes and dreamt of one day gracing the stage.

by Arminkshipper July 18, 2024

national poop sock day

why just why did you search this??? u need help

happy national poop sock day!

by poop soc enthusiest November 01, 2021

super saiyan sock monkey

When a guy is fucking a girl in doggy-style position and without letting her know, he cums in a sock and puts it over her head, he the ties her hands and feet up and cuts a hole in the sock to wear her mouth is. Then he will cum on a banana and shove it down her throat while screaming like a chimpanzee going super saiyan.

Girl: Omg he started to super saiyan sock monkey me!

Friend: What does that even mean?

Girl: Let me come over to your place and I’ll show you!

by uglycrustacean May 30, 2018