preemptive shit

The shit you take before you go out at night. Failure to take one can result in holding back a fart or even a shit in front of girls or others. Taking a preemptive allows for maximum beer drinkage and room for a late night meal.

Johnny: "Yo dude when these girls leave I'm gonna rip a sick fart."
Bobby: "Dude you defintely didn't taje a preemptive shit. We're going to the diner in a little bite."
Johnny: "Fuck!"

by NickyG103 June 14, 2006

shit sip

The last sip of a beverage, the backwash that has accumulated during the drinking of the beverage.

The only way to avoid a shit sip of beer is to pound it.

by Dan Lachapelle December 6, 2005

shitting stars

The "white stars" that are visible when in a state of near blackout due to pushing too hard during the act of defacation shitting.

Dude, I was hoping that I would have a money shit however, those burritos clogged me up good and I saw "shitting stars" when I tried to dump.

by WebPhenom September 15, 2006

shrapnel shit

When one defecates and the excrement from his/her buttox comes out like shrapnel from a pinapple grenade.

He took a ass shrapnel shit

by poopertrooper300 June 22, 2005

shit bisque

a diarrhea shit that has the consistency of a bisque

Dude, I should not have eaten that last night. I woke up this morning and made some shit bisque.

by Kyle Style November 15, 2007

Shit Tangle

An alternative to "Clusterfuck". A disorganized situation. A frustrating and futile effort.

1. I ain't going to the mall with you kid, that place is gonna be a Shit Tangle.

2. I was checking the freestyle battle last night, those boys rhymes was a Shit Tangle.

by fire star May 2, 2008

animal shits

diarhhea: pissing out yer asshole, montezuma's revenge, hershey squirts, etc.

Homeboy had the animal shits so bad he painted the ceiling!
My dawg had to take off from the party to find a gas station in which to perform animal shits.
I feel a wicked slammin' case of the animal shits comin on from them pre-mades, homegirlz!

by big dawg chairboi April 7, 2008