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Ryan

Although most Ryan's are kind hearted and friendly, often times even on the timid side, most if not all of them are so unbelievably stupid you question how they haven't been picked off yet by natural selection. Most Ryan's are steadfast in their opinions which is a redeeming and often attractive quality, but it's usually about something retarded and ass backwards like voting conservative or spending a crazy amount of money on something that cannot be logically justified.

Dude 1: Did you see that retard walk in front of a bus?

Dude 2: Yeah it's a miracle he's alive still

Girl 1: My boyfriend spent $500 on video games he doesn't play.

Girl 2: That's dating a Ryan for ya.
Dude 1: Did you see that retard walk in front of a bus?

Dude 2: Yeah it's a miracle he's alive still

Girl 1: My boyfriend spent $500 on video games he doesn't play.

Girl 2: That's dating a Ryan for ya.
by CornistheBestCrop August 25, 2018
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Ryan Gommo

Such a stupid fucking nigger. Ryan Gommo goes to newtown high school and he’s the biggest fuck up. But his balls to be massive
by Ryan Gommo March 5, 2020
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Ryan

Ryan is a sexy bastard who has very nice balls, he also has a massive monster cock
ryan ur shlong is massive
Your sexy
by sexygirl20199999 November 22, 2021
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Ryan Feng

Likes NBA Youngboy, plays basketball, super sexy, attracted to Ken Kwok, and has a fat ass.
Ryan Feng is a sexy ass boy. I would love to suck his balls.
by j_bandzz21 February 21, 2021
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Ryan

He is so luscious and cute
Look at Ryan he soo cute and luscious
by Manausjshshs November 23, 2021
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Ryan

Ryan is so hot the other day he walked into class and all the girls got wet. He pointed a finger gun at me and I instantly passed out just to wake up to see myself in his big strong arms carrying me down to the sick room
Ryan is so hot
by IStanryans September 5, 2022
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Ryan

Ryan is that one guy who has a fat chode
yo you know Ryan?
yh
he got a fat chode
by ScottimusPrime July 18, 2022
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