plays like he has one hand

Simply has no need for the other hand, and so well played it seems the person only needs one hand to play.
"Yo the guy in this game plays like he has one hand!"
by ChoccyMilf September 17, 2017
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Playing Basketball

A 200 IQ Phrase you can say if you get caught jerking off.
Ex:
KYLES MOM: Kyle what are you doing.
Kyle: Uuhhhh um, Im playing Basketball?
Kyles MOM: Oh ok ok ok ok well than make it wet if you know what i mean.
by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020
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Playing Basketball

Playing Basketball is an excuse you can say if you get caught jerking off.
Ex:

Kyles Mom: Hey Kyle what are you doing
Kyle: Ahh im playing Basketball

Kyles Mom: Oh ok ok ok ok
by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020
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Playing Porter

When you either have magical body positioning that can impress even the greatest legends in your career field or when nobody sees you at work but you fill the blotter with outstanding work ethic that only a model SF Defender could accomplish.
Man it's cold out there. I'm just playing porter tonight.
by Thisoldog March 04, 2015
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Sprinkler Play

When a woman pleasures herself anally with a garden hose that's turned on while she sucks a mans dick and eventually spits his cum back at him.
"Damn man, the internet has ruined me. My kinks are really niche now and I only like girls that are down for sprinkler play."
by Lake Partiers January 25, 2022
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Play-Work

The act of telling someone you are going to "work on your computer", and instead decide to do "play-work", whatever the fuck that entails.
Person 1: "Hey are you going to do "work-work" or "play-work"?
Person 2: "Uhm I think I'm going to do "work-work" today *whatever the fuck play-work means*.
by thatlowcar December 06, 2021
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playing music on numb ears

Trying to persuade, or make another person or people understand a point, but they won't listen to reason.
Kyhleigh: Hey, stop calling him a faggot. He is who is, fuck off.

Haze: haha, yeah totally...i should fuck off, well thats easy i could just shove my dick in his mouth and he'll like it

Kyhleigh: You're sick. Disgusting, and fucking pathetic. he's a human being and you're nothing but a sick, horny worthless piece of shit cast here with nothing to live for. Oh, but this is just playing music on numb ears. bottom line; people like you ruin this world. we need better people.
by DaphneLikesDerby October 26, 2012
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