come over and play monopoly

To have intense hugging session

Bro 1:Hey, do you want to come over and play monopoly?
Bro 2: HELL YEAH!!!

by Joseph_ARgo May 17, 2019

paid-to-play

One's occupation... Mistress

By not letting ppl know that you're a mistress... u just sweep them away by saying this...

Adrian: Hi Mich, How's things going???
Michelle: Great!
Adrian: So what are you working as now?
Michelle: Oh... ermm... (you put on ur best smile saying) Oh.. I'm paid-to-play... Isnt that wonderful job?
Adrian: Yes it is... Introduction to me?
Michelle: Be a Woman first!

by Slut Bitch September 24, 2006

Sand Play

Sand Play is the action where couples will use sand in a sexual context, typically by inserting grains of sand into the partner's urethra with a funnel. This causes the ejaculation to have a grainy texture which is satisfying for those interested in Sand Play. Is it commonly associated with BDSM types of kinks. People who have a Sand Play kink commonly have had issues in the past with childhood trauma involving a sandbox incident.

Hey honey, I think I want to spice up your sex life, how do you feel about Sand Play?

by Faser Flow October 19, 2024

Jesses midget play date

A play house invented by Jesse and the family. Sadly was not improved because some midgets were offended.

Wanna go to Jesses midget play date? Hear he’s the mascot.

by Jacksueylolsi December 15, 2021

playing on more than one field

Seeing and/or talking tobmore than one female concurrently

Michael's girlfriend found out he was playing on more than one field.

by Felinefrenzy2015 September 24, 2016

Go play chess

An intelligent way to say go fuck yourself to a teammate in online video games.

wtf u doing? go play chess
dude, delete the game and go play chess

by trovlerboker October 18, 2022

playing the ukulele

Making a shitty apology

Stupid John over here playing the ukulele after he robbed a bank

by AnarchyNine October 1, 2025