by Leightonplaysgamesstuff March 17, 2022

by Jaja212q June 17, 2024

When you reach that age where it’s too difficult to fit your hand inside a Pringle container, so you lube up, and grab a chip with the urethra of your third leg.
Nowadays, Adrian ONLY uses Pringle-play when getting the “far-too-deep” crumbs at the bottom of the canister. Be like Adrian!
by QBaby247PoppinOffOnDeyAss October 13, 2021

AN Internet merchant associated with Mega-CORP. Google, and the Play Store manages apps for consumers, sellers, and various and sundry associated creeps.. their motto is, "DON'T DO EVIL...UNLESS IT LOOKS HOT"... Author note: It is HIGHLY recommended you stay away from ass-pegging their TOS, as they can and will invalidate your Internet life with a snap of their mega-Corp fingers.
HUEY: "Hey Dewey, did you ever look for that Flappy Bird app on the Google Play Store?"
DEWEY: "I would've, Brother Huey, but I seem to have forgotten my password!1!"
LOUIE: "Try 'smelled_of_elderberries'"
DEWEY:"(⊙v⊙)ORLY?"
DEWEY: "I would've, Brother Huey, but I seem to have forgotten my password!1!"
LOUIE: "Try 'smelled_of_elderberries'"
DEWEY:"(⊙v⊙)ORLY?"
by KUDOSFROOND May 24, 2017

Playing ugly, means you are hitting on someone, trying to pick up. Most often in a bar setting, can also be a club or gig setting.
Playin ugly, Playing ugly, playin ugly to me. Playing ugly means: There is a person who is flirting with another person. Most commonly unwanted flirtations occurring in, most commonly a bar setting.
I'm sure he's Bill or Billy or Mac or Buddy
And he's playin ugly with me
And I wonder if he's a had a day of fun in his whole life.
This woman is playin' ugly to me an all I wanna do is bounce.
That jerk at the bar won't quit playing ugly with me and all I wanna do is have some fun with my gf's tonight.
I'm sure he's Bill or Billy or Mac or Buddy
And he's playin ugly with me
And I wonder if he's a had a day of fun in his whole life.
This woman is playin' ugly to me an all I wanna do is bounce.
That jerk at the bar won't quit playing ugly with me and all I wanna do is have some fun with my gf's tonight.
by Soubriquet11 April 16, 2024

being a mssive bitch
by booking_yeah April 23, 2018

by James48212 June 4, 2024
