It had been so long since I ducked, but with a willing spirit, I attempted to crank up the old Evinrude.
by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016
Get the Crank up the old Evinrudemug. A site in bayero university that has zero interest in social activities and students read their lives out at the street light even before lectures fully commence.Sometimes called islamiyya
by Whazitooya February 12, 2020
Get the Buk kano(old site)mug. Meaning that you are going to be beaten or killed for whatever transgression you committed. Old testament of the Bible speaks of terrible punishments given by God.
Someone deliberately scratches your car. You tell the person that you are going to go old testament on your ass. You lay an ass whopping on him and you have effectively 'gone old testament on his ass'
by in-the-dark July 10, 2010
Get the Go old testament on your assmug. by T Horse July 18, 2006
Get the hung like a 3 year oldmug. (NOT ALL 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRLS ARE TOXIC!)
Usually referring a person who constantly cancels others for stupid reasons.
Usually referring a person who constantly cancels others for stupid reasons.
by harristsangyt/yasmin April 18, 2021
Get the 14 year old white girlmug. Is the condition - which generally affects older malse, post mid life crisis. Symptoms include clearly overcompensating for lack of plausible "mojo". Being an absolute douche bag yet being blissfully unaware.
Old man short dick disease can generally be identified by his balding head, prestigious car such as a Lamborghini, Ferrari or Maserati and is at most times accompanied by a perky blonde in her 20s.
Yet don't be fooled this is the full extent of this mans alluring qualities.
Old man short dick disease can generally be identified by his balding head, prestigious car such as a Lamborghini, Ferrari or Maserati and is at most times accompanied by a perky blonde in her 20s.
Yet don't be fooled this is the full extent of this mans alluring qualities.
When you drive past that Lamborghini and see an 58 year old man, generally unatractive and balding. Promo girl in the passanger seat with a great boob Job - you can now think to yourself
'old man short dick disease'
'old man short dick disease'
by GeekSheek June 26, 2012
Get the Old man short dick diseasemug. by Guy st April 26, 2006
Get the Old like the condom in your walletmug.