Poop nuts

One who's nuts are covered in poop

"Ah shit man, I got poop nuts again"

by DinksterJoe May 12, 2019

tooth nut

The act whitening your woman’s teeth with jizz. She smiles as you nut on her grill.

No more expensive teeth whitening treatments since we discovered the tooth nut. Come on babe, show us your pearly whites!

by El Conquistador May 15, 2019

Frying a nut

Frying a nut.
This is dropping acid, or otherwise known as LSD, and experiencing the effects known as a “fry”.

Jake: “Hey I just bought a couple tabs! Wanna come over and fry a nut with me?”
Madison: “frying a nut is my favorite!”

by ayganggang June 5, 2019

service nut

Noun. Slang. A person who goes to a car dealership every day with a new problem or concern.

Why do you go to the car dealership every day? You're a service nut! Wym? You go to a car dealership every day with a new problem or concern.

by B-rizzle September 16, 2019

Nut knockout

after Having sex and lying on a comfortable bed you just end up falling asleep

Damn baby that was some nut knockout type shit

by DarfleChorf September 22, 2019

Nut-shame

When a man gets the BIG horn and it takes hold of him like a demon and he sleeps with someone that he doesn't really want to because of said demon. The demon then leaves his body in the form of white sticky love piss and he returns to his normal self. The immediate remorse and regret felt following the demon's departure is nut-shame.

*at party*

Guy 1: I just fucked the ugliest gremlin of a girl, let's get out of here before anyone finds out
Guy 2: Ahh pal, instant nut-shame.

by The brickyard beaver September 26, 2019

Goober Nuts

THERE'S A GODDAMN SPACE BETWEEN THE TWO WORDS MARY!!!!

Mary doesn't know that goober nuts is two different words and it's horribly disappointing

by gooberspacenuts September 26, 2019