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making mashed potatoes

When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.
Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?

John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.
by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019
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Potato

"Oi, mate, don't get in that car. There're potatoes around these parts."
by DeusVult Infidels December 16, 2020
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Potato

Potato's,
Potato's are the best thing on the planet of earth. People who are potato's, their name starts with L and J E and B, and never in the world do they start with k's. The common names for potato's are Lynda, Laney, Jocelyn! Potato's can be ugly and/or cute!
Potato: Hewo
Person 1: How are you?
Person 2: No, the question is what

are you?
Potato: I am Lynda potato!

Potato- A plant
by Potato #2 January 12, 2018
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Potato

Something that is thrown at you
I was hit with a potato
by McDonald's ate Kentucky January 10, 2020
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Potato

Something ten times better than a fudging tomato
Why would I have a tomato when there are Potato's around!
by Abu Dreit June 24, 2025
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Potato

The most worshiped food item, or any item ever.
The potato blesses you sincerely.
by readyourbibleprayeveryday August 15, 2018
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Pat potato stuffy

When a tattooed gentleman named pat stuffs you with a potato
Omg last night pat gave me a pat potato stuffy all night.
by Cooperator September 30, 2019
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