potato

a potato is god if you not like potato you wil suffer

al hail to the potato

by bollenvis March 27, 2024

Potato

Noun
A person who spends all time inside watching YouTube while being an ambivert.
They have a weird ass sense of humour and they don't have sleep paralysis.
And they have a diet of fried chicken only while being skinny af.

"*insert name*is such a potato"

by Catoil May 14, 2022

Half Cooked Potato

Is it a potato? Is it a buttery rock? Who Knows? But we all know Chad Higgins half cooked.

Who fucked up this potato? No one likes a half cooked potato. We all know who made it.... Chad.

by MumbleBeesHusband December 13, 2023

Ionized potato

A cheap cellphone with a pixalated image.

Person 1: "dam rodger keeps sending crappy videos, i cant make out shit."
Person 2: " Yea, he keeps sending those videos from his ionized potato, it's a nokia brick.

by Capuchin for Hire March 19, 2022

Potato Hour

The time in which a person masturbates.

What type of porn do you watch during potato hour?

by TrankMeme82x (Chase) May 20, 2018

Turkey Dinner with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy

A codeword for homosexual men, dating back to the 80s and part of the early 90s. If a man wanted to signal to other homosexuals in a restaurant, he would specifically order a turkey dinner with mashed potatoes and turkey gravy on the side. Then afterwards said homosexual would head out to the nearest secluded area, usually a wooded enviroment.

Jim just ordered the Turkey Dinner with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy on the side, he must be looking for a hookup in the woods.

by FedUpLineCook August 23, 2019

potato bastard

a person, specifically from Germany, who is said to be addicted to potatoes, and is an insult usually used by people from Southern Italy

why do you keep hanging out with that potato bastard, you konyaro?!

by threeperiods August 10, 2023