Jake

A man terrible at swimming

Guy 1: this guys is so bad at 100m fly
Guy2: must be jake

by X._jakey_baby_.x July 7, 2019

Jake Paul

Jake Paul is an idiot that probably voted for trump beacuse he is a white ass bitch who gained money and fame from his brother Logan Paul. Jake Paul needs to be stopped or we will all die in the stupidity of his career. PLEASE STOP THE DAB

Jake paul rides his brothers nuts. Have you seen the diss track ALISSA VIOLET made on jake paul?!

by jakepaulpleasestop November 23, 2017

the best black jake stan

zahra is the #1 black shim jaeyun stan. she has been a fan of since iland! with shim jaeyuns talent, charm and amazing looks, he just had to become her ult of ENHYPEN. its the shim jaeyun effect

oh have you heard about the best black jake stan?
yeah oh, isn’t her name zahra?

by iheartjaeyun July 26, 2021

Jake

Jake is Tim's Exterminator and his wife

Boy: Who's Jake?
Girl: Jake is Tim's Exterminator and his wife

by Kind In Antelope Run Always April 9, 2020

Jake Levich

A tall and very sexy man. He pulls all the girls but many think he’s gay because of his close relationship with kanoa. They often sit together and converse in secret giggling about who knows what. He plays baseball and many know he’s going to go pro for the Arizona cardinals. A good listener even when he doesn’t want too. Some may describe his hair as mystical and his jawline as impeccable. His exact height is six three. Don’t deny that. He likes to draw on himself and nobody really knows why. He loves hot guys. He prefers then shirtless but he will really take anyone who comes his way. Some think he is shy and introverted but really Jake is the most outgoing person ever. His du k is huge, ladies, and he knows how to use it.

Person 1-Did you see Jake Levich
Person 2- ofc he’s so hot

by Hype Man333 March 31, 2022

Jake

Jake is a boy that is funny and likes a girl called gabby and Jake is always checking in to see if everyone is okay

Jake: I like Gabby

by JxkeyBxiley May 22, 2018

Jake Deveau

angry *ss kid that thinks that they are funny but in reality his comedy is UNfunny. Assaults childs and laughs with other child then to realise that the other child isnt laughing, then assaults kid again to try to be relevant and funny, doesnt work, he is stuck in this constent loop. remember, if somebody isnt funny, you dont have to laugh.

Kid: Hey Jake tell a joke
Jake: Hehe, bomb goes off and kills childs, LOOLLLL
Kid: ....ha
Jake: kill all furries
Kid: not funny Jake, didnt laugh
Loop repeates it self
I dont want to be a Jake Deveau

by MinisterOfSugma May 9, 2022