haha i shot your wife

shooting someone’s wife mean free dinner I recommend getting the Gen z’s first then the Karen’s. Anyways if you are gonna eat wife then go to the really empty Chinese restaurant!

person 1: Haha I shot your wife!
Person2: well. Thank you for my dinner!
Person1:your welcome.

by sxravhi June 12, 2022

shots reflected

When someone has a good comeback

Shots reflected

by buoyancy April 24, 2015

shot in the face day

A celebrated day, mostly among the veteran community of the day that Osama Bin Laden shot in the face

"Happy shot in the face day gary!"

by asswipe390 May 2, 2024

penalty shots

n. Any badly-flawed, pointlessly disappointing method of deciding a winner or providing an outcome to a conflict.

..........................................

Looks like this Ukrainian

war is going to come down to penalty shots.

by gnostic3 November 21, 2022

Dong Shot

Fantasy football punishment in which last place (aka ultimate loser) takes a penalty of a massive squirting penis dildo filled with booze, right to the face

Bro- did you see Hunt lost fantasy football AGAIN? He’s got to take ANOTHER Dong Shot!!

by FFL CHAMP December 27, 2022

Adrenaline Shots

Sacking some dude in the nuts

Yo Michael really be gay and giving people adrenaline shots!

by theREALgodV2 June 25, 2019

Shoot your Shot

An annoying phrase used to convince someone to confess to their crush that they like them, even if they have no chance.

Hopeless Nerd: Wow, this song is great!
Friend: You know what else is great? :)
Hopeless Nerd: NO-
Friend: Shooting your shot

Anyways shoot your shot! You have more of one than you think, just be respectful about it! :)

by ShortestDefenestrator October 13, 2022