Can't have shit in is a phrase users say online, it has a US state after the "in" part (it varies with any state).
It originally started out after someone posted a picture of their house and their porch missing on Facebook captioning it with, "Opened the door ๐ช and fell Iโm pissed ๐ค Canโt have shit in Cincinnati mfs done stole my porch bra ๐ ". Someone then re-posted it and re-captioned it to ,"Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell ๐คฆ โ๏ธ u can't have shit in Detroit". The "Can't have shit in" phrase spread like wildfire with it varying between US states/cities. It points to the fact that you can't have shit anywhere without some mf taking it even if it has the littlest value to it, it also points to the fact mfs will just steal the most obcure random thing.
It originally started out after someone posted a picture of their house and their porch missing on Facebook captioning it with, "Opened the door ๐ช and fell Iโm pissed ๐ค Canโt have shit in Cincinnati mfs done stole my porch bra ๐ ". Someone then re-posted it and re-captioned it to ,"Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell ๐คฆ โ๏ธ u can't have shit in Detroit". The "Can't have shit in" phrase spread like wildfire with it varying between US states/cities. It points to the fact that you can't have shit anywhere without some mf taking it even if it has the littlest value to it, it also points to the fact mfs will just steal the most obcure random thing.
by Iwantamommysooobad November 10, 2022

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You donโt know my rules so donโt judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.
Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.
by sdinaz October 24, 2023

by theostarguyyy August 2, 2024

Said in a deadpan tone in response to someone dropping their bat ie dropping their club money ie opening the ham ie treading on a frog ie cutting the cheese ie dropping their guts ie farting. Other responses include, speak up brown! Sew a button on that! how do you spell that? More tea vicar? And, twist!
by Moojhab oโKool July 7, 2025

ใ.7.9.7.6.ใ!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!! !!ใ.7.9.7.6.ใ
ใ.7.9.7.6.ใ!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!! !!ใ.7.9.7.6.ใ
by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 11, 2025

First used by Firey from BFDI
Have-crybabies is a way to define someone if they plan on making the sun cooler and they fail to do so.
Have-crybabies is a way to define someone if they plan on making the sun cooler and they fail to do so.
by TheBois March 20, 2021
