Dad Sandwich

A sad sandwich made from the two crust ends of a loaf of sliced bread.

No one left me any food, but at least I can make a Dad Sandwich from what's left of that empty bag and resume contemplating suicine.

by RuralFervor February 10, 2022

Dad bless it

Oklahoman version of saying God Da**it

*smashes toe* DAD BLESS IT >:-(

by MidwestLiv February 16, 2024

Dad

A man that once had a son. A dishonorable man that may or may not be gone faster than you can say “we’re out of milk”

My Dad went to get the milk, I guess the line must be very long.
Step-Daddy stop, please.

by Pappy tism February 10, 2025

Single dad

A Male parent who Raised a child by himself

Single dads are nice

by 459395 March 18, 2023

Dad

A person that left your life when you were a kid

“My dad never came home with the milk,so I’ll go look for him.”

by Kitty_Kat08 January 29, 2022

ur dad

a comeback for when someone says literally anything to you

CC; "Hey carol, what did u do last night?"
CC; "Ur dad"

by syndey12345 June 10, 2022

pterodactyl dad

Male version of helicopter mom. Overly protective father.

He is such a pterodactyl dad, he won't stop micromanaging his daughter.

by GingerMarlin December 18, 2021