Cat paralysis

When a cat lays down on something, therefore making that thing incapable of movement

“Ahh shit, I can’t come over. I have cat paralysis right now”

“I wanted to use my laptop but it’s got cat paralysis”

by KermitGold March 21, 2023

Cat logic

A phenemenon where cats do something that seems weird to us but somehow makes sense to them

John: Why is your cat sitting on my pizza??
Jack: I don't know man, its a cat logic thing.

by Catloafer March 30, 2023

Cat Snap

When a woman sends a picture of their vagina. Similar to Dick Pic for men.

This hot girl I matched on Tinder send me a Cat Snap.

by The Big Dick Willy June 20, 2021

cat daddy

Dude who likes to eat pussy

Yo that Cat Daddy done stole my ho

by Slick Willy September 2, 2003

House Cat

House Cat is a very emotional animal. She usually listens to bipolar music. House Cats are terrible people sometimes, and then they act all high another minute later. House Cat is a good person but doesnt realize it. I love house cat. House Cat is a ninga, and she has AIDs. She is a pretty cool person. House Cats love fire. One might even call her a bit of a pyro. She needs mental help, but dont we all? I love this chick, she's my bestfriend. House Cats are annoying sometimes though. She wont do anything to hurt somebody, only emotionaly. House Cats are very kind people, and theyre awesometasticc. Even though they have terrible taste in guys. Speccifically guys named Justyn. Nobody likes Justyn. He's a terrible person and House Cat is wayyyyy too good for him!

Person1-'Dude who's that chick over there hanging out with that dick, Justyn?'

Person-'Yo, thats a House Cat!'

Person1-'Man she's hot! But that guys Justyn is a loser!'

by xxchiaratxx April 27, 2010

Cat Brains

The brains of a cat. usually dead, but there are exceptions to this rule.

Steve: You know whats good on toast?
Jim: Cat brains?

by Jimfaaace November 5, 2006

Indoor Cat

A man who is extremely whipped by his girlfriend. Tends to send homosexual text messages to his woman. These people can be found at their girlfriends house during the playoffs or at a local gay bar in westport called the Cedar Brook Cafe.

A perfect example of the indoor cat would be Nick Ditullio. He happens to be the captain of the Cedar Brook Cafe cheer team and the role model for all indoor cats or wanna be indoor cats.

by Nick Ditullio January 20, 2008