by -aishite- May 24, 2022

When someone hits you up at 3 am to come over, it means one thing and one thing only …sex ie they want some ass. Derives from the dimwit clueless as to why Mike Tyson asked her to come to his room at 3am. Coined by Bill Bellamy in 1991, to pinpoint the obvious clear intentions Tyson had on that infamous night.
by Can’t make this up August 20, 2022

When a dude gets so desperate to bust that he headbutts a chick in the bladder just to make her piss, then slurps it up to check if it’s bang o’clock. Inspired by giraffes, who literally do this sht to see if a female’s ovulating.*
“Did you see Kyle at the bar last night?”
“Yeah, he pulled an Alabama Mating Call on that poor girl — spilled her drink then tried to ‘lick it off’ her leg.”
“Jesus Christ.”
“Yeah, he pulled an Alabama Mating Call on that poor girl — spilled her drink then tried to ‘lick it off’ her leg.”
“Jesus Christ.”
by TheHogMan July 29, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Joseph Lo Truglio: "'It Costed Me Fourty Hours To Obtain A Rape Style Called: "The Sunflower Deed'"
<.7.9.7.6.>Joseph Lo Truglio: "'It Costed Me Fourty Hours To Obtain A Rape Style Called: "The Sunflower Deed'"
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

A somewhat decent game infested with young children that scream words they dont understand at you and the mute button is the most useful thing in the game.
Kid1: WHAT THE HELL! HACKS!
Kid2: YOUR SUCH A FAGGOT!
Me: "Presses mute button" "Lets out sigh of relief" This is why i don't play Call of Duty.
Kid2: YOUR SUCH A FAGGOT!
Me: "Presses mute button" "Lets out sigh of relief" This is why i don't play Call of Duty.
by MexicanDeadpool May 30, 2018

by _Oink December 15, 2021
