Social Chopping Block

A metaphorical place in your mind where you decide whether you will cut off your friends/acquaintances; hence the name chopping block.

Adam: Have you heard about how fucking lazy Charles is?
Sam: Yeah, he texted me out of the blue asking for a damn math assignment, he’s up on my social chopping block.

by Wtf_123 February 12, 2025

Blockes

Another spellimn for a group of men in the uk .

Look at them blockes over there

by Dr dre July 1, 2021

S-BLOCK

S-BLOCK aka “Eshhh-Block”, is a gang in Israel known for running the streets of northern Jerusalem. Some things that they are known for is terminating the movement of the Arsi-shabob gangs, and striking fear into enemies eyes with their famous calls of “ARRR ARRR” and loud noises. Many know them for their extreme consumption of alcohol and other substances. A sign you’re in S-BLOCK territory is you’ll notice a significant amount of missing street signs and other major government owned property, another sign is a group of tough looking men all with buzz fade haircuts, if you see them make sure to be respectful. Some notable members include… leader- Chezzy P (who ran the biggest mafia operation in all of the Middle East for many years in the 2010s and 2020s), The accountant (who ran all behind the scenes and money activities), The bachelor (known for hiding behind a pink sheisty), The Donkey (for scaring the children), The Bar Kol (the originator of the famous “ARRR ARRR” call), many other members are still unknown but there are said to be over 100 high profile gang members. Legend has it that most of their activities are kept under the radar but there is a lot more to be said about them and most of it is not publicly known.

Alo Doron why are the street signs missing… oh no I think we are in S-BLOCK territories, RUN!!!!

Hey look those guys all have buzz cuts… oh no those guys all have buzz cuts…act casual, be calm.

Yo did you hear the news? Some drunk arsim tried to mess with drunk S-BLOCK members, Im told their bodies were found off the coast Somalia.

by TheS-BLOCKscoopARRRARRR January 25, 2024

Writer's Block

A condition in which a writer or author cannot feasibly type words onto their computer and every last drop of inspiration soup has been drank and nothing is coming to mind that would make sense or not sound like bulls* and all your friends are expecting you to finish chapter 13 and wondering weather or not billy the fantastic will make his way out of the cave or be stuck there forever.

Also known as "Ihatemyself" syndrome that can also cause yourself to bang your head repeatedly into your keyboard and hoping any of the blood spilled on the letters will bring something into your head to replace said blood and allow you to continue your story.

"Bob: Is Jeff finishing that book?
Jane: No, he told me he has Writer's Block."

by Potat 1 August 12, 2022

Squad-block

Past tense: squad-blocked
definition: when an innocent guy (or girl) asks a specific person out as their date or in hopes of them becoming their significant other. The person agrees to the date but will only go if his or her "squad" tags along as well. The innocent guy/girl thus does not get any quality time with the person because their squad is first priority.

"Yo my friend just asked out this girl, but then the squad took her to Starbucks.

Damn son, talk about squad blocked!"

Guy: Ayy, you are going with her to prom right? She's your date?

Friend: Nah, he's going to prom with the squad. She totally squad-blocked him.

by Nigchelle June 30, 2015

lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.

Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.

by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017

Toe Block

Toe Block: When you receive a footjob and you're about to climax then, they insert their big toe over your dick hole.

That fine ass femboy gave me a crazy Toe Block Last night now my dick and balls feel clogged.

by Ballsack Bill July 15, 2025