Bad Apple Syndrome

The inability so see nuance in a situation, only seeing things in black and white, similar to the popular YouTube music video, “Bad Apple!!” It is commonly associated with a lack of media literacy.

Guy 1: Why don’t people on twitter understand that just because sans isn’t overly emotional and edgy, that doesn’t mean he doesn’t care about anything at all.

Guy 2: Its because they have Bad Apple Syndrome.

by GuyWhoWritesInUrbanDictionary September 28, 2024

Apple

A phone, computer and Ipad company or basically a fruit

Hey mom could you buy me an apple Iphone?

Hey could you help me take that Apple over there?

by MehMilkIsMariosFavDrink February 22, 2017

Apple

Apple is a shy biotch. Once you meet her you'll understand why. She feels like nobody likes her and that she is awkward. Some of Apple's anxiety leads to her being very insecure about herself. When you become her true friend, being a crackhead is what she's all about.

Apple is a crackhead.

by Being shy and insecure sucks. October 28, 2019

Baby’s arm holding an apple

An extremely large penis. A dick that when fully erect can exceed the length of 9 inches and up. The length is not the only impressive feature, but these large penises also have a significant girth that can weigh up to 3/4 pounds when at full blood capacity. Men who are blessed with such a large cock oftentimes are unaware of their impressive appendage and are sometimes surprised to learn that many women are often afraid of its size in their young adulthood because of massive size that can cause insecurity during sexual encounters due to their inability to handle such a gigantic pecker. This special men later find that only a special woman with the right skills of handling an incredible dick without crying about the pain of intercourse or provoking an unattractive gag reflex during fellatio. Women all over the world who are lucky enough to get a special man to be their husbands all understand why their huge dicks are often described as; “like a baby’s arm holding an apple”

“Gurl…. You wouldn’t believe me if I told you how huge Mr. W’s dick is….let’s just say that it’s like a baby’s arm holding an apple”

by milfndenver July 8, 2024

doctor apples

a super attractive dude who loves anal sex with men
he also is not actually a doctor

"hey, will you be my doctor apples? no homo btw"
"yes. i love anal. its not gay i swear"
sex

by sussusususususamongus March 31, 2021

Apple blanket

When someone peels the skin off an apple and eats it.

That fucking idiot really eating the apple blanket?

by Mpact September 23, 2022

swallow the apple

In bowling, it is when you miss a key shot.(Choke)

Joe: Harvey got up in the tenth needing a strike to win the tournament.

Steve: What happened?
Joe: Missed the headpin by a mile.
Steve: Yep, guess the pressure made him "Swallow the apple".

by Pins0444 December 16, 2013