Jake is that hot looking guy who every girl falls head over heels for. He is usually tall dark and handsome and very athletic. He acts like a right perv and basically treats girls like he treats tissues. He uses them then throw them away. He will sweep any girl of there feet and is as popular as fozen. If ever you fall for him don't because he is just another fuck boi.
by Alittlebee July 14, 2019
Get the Jakemug. The shortest man on Earth. He is gay for Marcus. He has to use a diaper because he can’t use the toilet
by penjs June 9, 2020
Get the Jakemug. by Belztens April 28, 2022
Get the Jakemug. by Sterling Hawksmoor August 24, 2021
Get the Jakemug. When a Midget stickers their finger, in their mouth and then removes to getting as much saliva on it as possible.
They then move through your legs running their finger from your crack to your genitals, giggling the whole time.
They then move through your legs running their finger from your crack to your genitals, giggling the whole time.
by Checkoff April 17, 2024
Get the The Wet Jakemug. Jake is the best guy you will ever fucking meet. he has great taste in music and has the most amazing hair ever. he's the best friend you'll ever meet and lucky you if you have a Jake. He is loveable and caring and SUPER FUNNY. He has the dirtiest mind to ever exist and constantly makes dick jokes (ofc you join in) He's amazing and has like, BUFF arms. He's athletic and gives good hugs, Loves sweatshirts and sweatpants, and actually looks good in them. You've dedicated Spotify playlists to him and you think of him every time you hear a love song. He likes books about love and you always text at 2 am about them. He is like 6'5 and has the prettiest blue eyes. Although You know you can't have him, You still manage to fall in love with him so now you suffer every time you see him.
Bestie #1: Hey! Have you hung out with Jake recently??
Bestie #2: Omg yes! I hung out with him last night and it was so much fun!
Bestie #1: Honestly, Jake is so amazing and funny and I love him so much!!!!
Bestie #2: Omg yes! I hung out with him last night and it was so much fun!
Bestie #1: Honestly, Jake is so amazing and funny and I love him so much!!!!
by Hopelessbitch July 21, 2022
Get the Jakemug. A true god that is so unstoppable that he can control time and space with the blink of an eye. They usally have a liking towards bees and often end up as the tax man of state farm. If you ever come across a Jake in battle it will be one of a lifetime and will often end with you paying with your blood or a fine of all your lives worth. The true Jake was said to have been born in -9 bc and was the one who split the time continuam to the way it is now with the 2 timelines, one after christ and the other filled by void and darkness called the negative timeline.
Oh look it is Jake
by The True Jake from 9 bc April 4, 2021
Get the Jakemug.